The fifth season of COMO basketball is upon us, and for the first time ever, Shorewood is not the defending league champion. That honor belongs to St. Louis, which became the first team to win both the regular season and postseason titles in 2016-2017. The Hornets spent their offseason shedding stars and rebuilding a playoff-caliber roster. Meanwhile, Newport Beach still has a Process-trusting two-headed beast. You can still find Steph in Shorewood, KD in Duval and Boogie in Chaska. 2017-2018 is the most wide-open season we've had since Year 1. Who is next dynasty? Here's an overview of the field: REGULAR SEASON
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ESPN ALL-COMO TEAMS 1st: PG Russell Westbrook (Newport Beach) // SG James Harden (Sunnyvale) // SF Kevin Durant (Duval United) // PF Anthony Davis (Minnesnowta) // C Karl-Anthony Towns (Minneapolis) // 6TH Giannis Antetokounmpo (Shorewood) 2nd: PG Stephen Curry (Shorewood) // SG Jimmy Butler (Sunnyvale) // SF LeBron James (Newport Beach) // PF Hassan Whiteside (St. Louis) // C DeMarcus Cousins (Chaska) // 6TH Nikola Jokic (Shorewood) CBS ALL-COMO TEAMS 1st: PG Russell Westbrook (Newport Beach) // SG James Harden (Sunnyvale) // SF Kevin Durant (Duval United) // PF Giannis Antetokounmpo (Shorewood) // C Anthony Davis (Minnesnowta) // 6TH LeBron James (Newport Beach) 2nd: PG Stephen Curry (Shorewood) // SG Jimmy Butler (Sunnyvale) // SF Paul George (Manhattan) // PF Draymond Green (Chaska) // C Hassan Whiteside (St. Louis) // 6TH John Wall (Manhattan) TEAM-BY-TEAM OUTLOOK Sometimes, the best way to analyze a team is through poetry. So ... here is a haiku for each of the 12 COMO teams. Boogie still in town Kyle back, Draymond is here Protect your balls, y'all Always so ugly This year will be different Hoodie Melo plz Killed free agency Got B G and C P 3 Headed for first crown Never has there been A team so addicted to Being five hundred Paul Wall was trash as A rapper but makes a damn Nice N Y backcourt It's time for KAT to Breakout now that Jordan will Do the dirty work Spending fifty bucks On one player means he must be 2-time M V P Two straight Finals trips Came up short in both, so sad Clock is ticking, dude Definitely botched Free agency, but what's new? Prince is rolling over Seeds of dynasty Still in place, yes, still alive Watch Booker destroy The dream season feels Like a distant memory Where did the stars go? Got Harden on sale Pulled Butler from bargain bin Please change your logo
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